Ah Summer. Love is in the air, bridesmaids are horny and dreaming of their own magical day and I'm going to be in a god damn poor house before its all said and done because weddings are draining my bank account like some sort of social gather vampire. I'm 27 and this is the first summer of my life I have a lot of weddings. Bachelor parties too they fall in the same boat. And let me tell you something, I'm going to have to start picking which weddings i'm doing at this point. Can't just have a carte blanche of weddings I guess like I did with Bar Mitzvahs back in the day. But holy shit, simply cannot afford to do it when I'd say every destination wedding I"m attending with bachelor party is coming out at somewhere between 2-3k a pop. And guess what: its selfish! Its short-sighted! Its a great way to get shitty gifts cause no one has any money left from traveling to your god damn wedding!
And this is just a general rule of thumb. No one gives a fuck where you get married. In fact, no one gives a fuck you are getting married really. Your friends have already said goodbye to single-you, he's dead and gone. Parents, eh maybe they are happy you found someone but generally just another notch on the belt. People are simply there for the open bar, steak and better then average chance of getting laid. Don't care about the cards, cake, dress, clothes its all for the bride and her family I think.
And man to man, just because you are killing yourself doesn't mean we all have to die/be poor so just keep your personnel problems to yourself. Leave independent me alone .
And this is just a general rule of thumb. No one gives a fuck where you get married. In fact, no one gives a fuck you are getting married really. Your friends have already said goodbye to single-you, he's dead and gone. Parents, eh maybe they are happy you found someone but generally just another notch on the belt. People are simply there for the open bar, steak and better then average chance of getting laid. Don't care about the cards, cake, dress, clothes its all for the bride and her family I think.
And man to man, just because you are killing yourself doesn't mean we all have to die/be poor so just keep your personnel problems to yourself. Leave independent me alone .
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